Best of Bluesky – Volume 6
Hi friends, a new Good Good Things will come out next week. We adopted a lovely little dog this week and I’ve devoted all my free time to falling in love with her.
I did however find some time to whip up this new batch of fun posts from very funny people on from Bluesky. There’s a blue “Follow” button on every post, click each one of those to enjoy more of the good stuff.
*on the verge of becoming extremely stopped* I simply can not be stopped
— hi their (@mikemay.bsky.social) August 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
You never see the Little Caesars mascot running around anymore. I assume he died.
— Lauren Flans (@laurenflans.bsky.social) May 25, 2026 at 4:14 PM
If you’re ever in a fight with a circus, go for the juggler
— Steven W Skinner (@skinnersteven.bsky.social) August 7, 2026 at 6:26 AM
it’s like my dad always used to say, [extremely loud beer can opening sound]
— slop enjoyer (@slop.guru) August 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Nobody even paid attention to me until they realised I could open my mouth real wide and release thousands of swarming wasps whilst simultaneously recreating the sound of a freight train
WIFE: You’ve been staring intently at your phone for hours. What are you watching?
ME: (overjoyed at the deftness of my plowing in Farm Simulator 23 mobile version) Pornography.
That's not very long, but I support you on your journey.
— Patrick Rapa (@classypatrick.bsky.social) August 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
The ghost of my dead plant watching me go to Lowe's gardening section
— Deeny they/them (@geraldinepiche.bsky.social) August 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Jeopardy host: This aromatic drink shares its name with a letter of the English alphabet
Other contestants: *trying to ring in*
Me: [triumphantly] What is pee?
— Line Art Lionheart (@notalogin.bsky.social) January 4, 2024 at 10:02 AM
why do nerds
suddenly appear
every time
I post here— dan mentos (@danmentos.com) February 25, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
— Nathan Daniel Hernandez (@natedhernandez.bsky.social) July 29, 2026 at 12:45 PM
— Mr. Joshua (@pantspants.bsky.social) August 7, 2026 at 9:59 AM
I have made referring to Reacher as "the big fella" in a Bill Raftery voice a part of my process, and the early results are promising. Which is to say that I don't think my wife loves it.
— David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) August 12, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Thinking about Jason Alexander on Criminal Minds again
— Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) August 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I feel like the genre of so many new shows is just “unpleasant.”
— Erin Whitehead (@girlwithatail.bsky.social) August 9, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Every time someone says to take a risk I remember that the one time in a club I decided to buy a guy a drink because he was mysterious & very stylish & I’m cute & why not & I got nervous & crazily shy & I finally approached him & he turned out to be a mannequin.
— Michael Jay McClure (@mjmimages.bsky.social) August 13, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
— Jack Boot (@jackboot.bsky.social) August 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
woman on hgtv just said "wow this garage is perfect for cars"
— daniel chamberlain (@amfmpm.bsky.social) May 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I don’t know bro it kind of sounds like this is between you and the townspeople at this point
"Ready Player Two movie is officially in the works"
At the end of a delicious authentic Thai meal with my family, I apparently ate a large chunk of a chili that my body rejected, and since the bathroom was occupied, I rushed out into the street and vomited my entire meal into the gutter in full sight of the other patrons. #WhitePeople
— Andy Richter (@andyrichter.co) August 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I go to my local Taco Bell so often they’ve given me a nickname (“Sad Man”).
— Kip Conlon (@kipconlon.bsky.social) August 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Still reeling over that Pwn Sauce!!
— InfoWars (@realinfowars.bsky.social) August 10, 2026 at 11:07 AM
no I don't want a "relaxing" massage. I want my muscles reset to factory settings with a meat tenderizer. obliterate me with a eucalyptus zamboni.
— Matt Ufford (@mattufford.bsky.social) August 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Just booked the Presidential Suite at the hotel I'm staying at. It's just a room on the 2nd floor, but they take you up inside a food cart.
— Chip Chantry (@chipchantry.bsky.social) August 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
My precious child, when you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, that's when the giant eagle picked me up and carried me away. You must hunt down this bird and avenge me.
— Truman Chipotle (@trumanchipotle.com) July 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
whenever i see someone looking at their phone and smiling i can only imagine they are, at that very moment, unfollowing me
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) April 15, 2026 at 9:09 AM
mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
— the hype (@thehyyyype.bsky.social) May 1, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Said hi to this seagull and it looked at me like it had no earthly idea who I was. Same thing happened with a bison two years ago. I’m starting to see a pattern here. 🤔
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake.bsky.social) December 8, 2024 at 11:17 PM
gets incredible air here
— Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) August 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow… business card…. a perfect rectangle… white, with words on it… All the key information is on here
Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
— Apple Bottom Jings (@afraidofwasps.bsky.social) July 28, 2026 at 10:30 AM
because of my last name i often get calls from scammers who ask "do you speak chinese" and i repeat "english only please" until they get angry. then they insult me in chinese and i say "thank you, have a nice day" in perfect chinese and get to hear 3-4 seconds of glorious yelling before i hang up
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