Best of Bluesky – Volume 7
It’s Friday! We did it! Let’s share a few hearty laughs. There’s a blue “Follow” button on every post, click each one of those to enjoy more of the good stuff.
trying to make new friends as an adult
— Anna Hughes 🍁 (@annaghughes.bsky.social) September 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
— Magnum, T.I.(M.) (@hydrationchimp.bsky.social) September 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
My calculator history leaking would be 1000x more humiliating than my browser history.
— Nate (@thenatewolf.bsky.social) September 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
i’ve been solving a lot of problems lately with my calculator like 5 + 8 and 12 x 3. but now i’m starting to think it’s alive
I respect my haters and share their concerns
— donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) September 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s what the Sermon on the Mount gets wrong.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) September 1, 2026 at 9:34 AM
That long-rumoured Martian Manhunter PJ Harvey duets album is finally coming out.
— Elephant Mastodon (@emath.bsky.social) September 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
James Patterson posing like a kid walking into his parents’ room to tell them he threw up really makes this sing
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) September 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I think more companies should say “pizza pizza” at the end of their commercials
— John (@notheotherjohn.bsky.social) May 21, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Sources close to the situation are saying "who cares" and "do I have to"
— House of 1000 Fionas (@cogentanalysis.bsky.social) August 31, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question"
— andy vs. (@im-all-id.me) September 10, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Not a fan of the "skeets" terminology either, which is why I prefer to call my posts "les petites morts."
— RM (@dorsalstream.bsky.social) November 15, 2024 at 11:03 AM
— Mr. Joshua (@pantspants.bsky.social) September 15, 2026 at 8:37 AM
My bad mood has nothing to do with me forgetting to eat lunch & everything to do with the savage geometry of this cruel world!
— Michael Jay McClure (@mjmimages.bsky.social) September 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
[talking loudly on phone near a group of mosquitoes] yeah doctor said i got a bad case of stink blood, blood that tastes like stink
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) June 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
cause im
jon lovitz
check it and see
i voiced the critic
on fox and abc— DougExeter (@dougexeter.bsky.social) August 27, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Sliding some guys Reacher killed in the Emmys death montage
— Rob Wesley (@eastwes.bsky.social) September 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Dolly Parton was incredibly cruel to me and me alone. She said she simply needed an outlet and I was that outlet, and she’d even apologize after hiding dead fish in my apartment or selling my identity to hackers. I’d never say it at the time but it was the honor of a lifetime
— Dan Clyne (@danclyne.bsky.social) August 25, 2026 at 6:43 PM
On this day in Horror History, GHOULIES III: GHOULIES GO TO COLLEGE was released in 1991.
— Rue Morgue Magazine (@ruemorguemag.bsky.social) September 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo— dan mentos (@danmentos.com) September 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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