Beware: Gruesome Halloween Horror!
Excited to be smack dab in the middle of Spooky Season. Here’s a bagful of Halloween treats below. Have fun out there, I hope you get the good candy.
No “Fun-Size” nonsense here, stop by our house on Halloween and you’ll get a FULL SIZE box of raisins.
— Jeff 💀 (@gojeffgo.com) October 25, 2023 at 7:06 PM
I was once Mr. “Welcome Back” Kotter for Halloween as a kid. No photos exist so I put together this pretty faithful recreation.
— Jeff 💀 (@gojeffgo.com) October 26, 2023 at 8:27 PM
least popular halloween candy
– Almond Soy
– Bit-O-Hummus
– Milky Wayne
– Reese’s Wheezes
– Diet Twix
– Sickers
– Starborscht
– Nestlé Conch
– Senior Mints
– Tootsie Nana
– Grittles
– York Peppermint Pâté— Jeff 💀 (@gojeffgo.com) October 15, 2023 at 8:34 PM
I realize halloween is over but I just want to say “trunk ot treat” is stupid and a bad idea and this has nothing to do with the neighborhood teens locking me in my trunk.
— Jeff 💀 (@gojeffgo.com) November 4, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Halloween Season: when people who watch a lot of horror movies year round, tell us they’re going to watch a lot of horror movies this month.
— Jeff 💀 (@gojeffgo.com) October 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Maybe stop bitching about your own little problems for a second and help me find out where my wife hid the goddamn Halloween candy.
— Jeff 💀 (@gojeffgo.com) October 14, 2023 at 7:53 PM
one of my favorite Halloween day photos
— Jeff 💀 (@gojeffgo.com) October 21, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I’m tired of sewing but my kids’ Slow Horses halloween costumes are almost done.
— Jeff 💀 (@gojeffgo.com) October 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Not exactly sure why I didn’t get selected for jury duty, but it was nice to wear my homemade Batman costume out in public again.
— Jeff 💀 (@gojeffgo.com) March 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
good couples costume ideas
— Jeff 💀 (@gojeffgo.com) October 20, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Too scary??
Treat Yourself to Some Halloween Pants
Follow Mr. Joshua on Bluesky to see the weirdest little guys and best little goblins this holiday season.
— Mr. Joshua (@pantspants.bsky.social) October 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
— Mr. Joshua (@pantspants.bsky.social) October 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
— Mr. Joshua (@pantspants.bsky.social) October 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Background pumpkin image in header photo by Photo by Toni Cuenca.
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