Latest Jokes and Nonsense
I’ve been having some fun on Bluesky, join me!
Please don’t, cartoonist currently drawing St. Peter saying “Norm!”
— Jeff Lyons (@gojeffgo.com) May 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Soon-to-be disappointed metalhead tween going through your record collection, “Massive Attack, Thievery Corporation, Destroyer, Murder by Death, 10,000 Maniacs… hell yes.”
— Jeff Lyons (@gojeffgo.com) May 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The key to staying alive in outer space is resisting the urge to investigate a distress beacon.
— Jeff Lyons (@gojeffgo.com) April 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
kind of regretting teaching my parrot the Tears in Rain monologue
— Jeff Lyons (@gojeffgo.com) May 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
the unsolved murder that still haunts him to this day…
— Jeff Lyons (@gojeffgo.com) May 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When you see a very good turtle chillin in the sun you stop and take a photo of that very good turtle.
— Jeff Lyons (@gojeffgo.com) May 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
When Babe Ruth played
– the average fast ball was 23 mph
– dead center was 130 feet
– uniforms had 2 extra “hot dog” pockets
– bases were sacks of sorghum
– average player age: 47
– umpires carried guns
– gloves were made of wood
– all outfielders were on horseback— Jeff Lyons (@gojeffgo.com) April 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Celebrity sighting at the Christian to Crescent Trail Connector Ceremony!
— Jeff Lyons (@gojeffgo.com) May 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
“Did I Brew thaaat?” – Steve Pilsner Urquell
— Jeff Lyons (@gojeffgo.com) April 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Watched a lot of movies with my Dad when I was little. Whenever a character coughed and followed it up with “Oh, it’s nothing.” My Dad would simply say “He’s dead.” A scene or two later they would die and I was always like “my Dad is so smart.”
— Jeff Lyons (@gojeffgo.com) April 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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