Best of Bluesky – Volume 4

Please enjoy some laughs and share some laughs and follow these folks.

hey so the other villagers voted to put you in the contraption

— molly (@bugmom.bsky.social) June 24, 2026 at 10:30 PM

*talking to myself* we're all pretty fed up with your shit, man

— Shenanigans (@shenanigans.bsky.social) May 26, 2026 at 1:03 PM

My favorite type of product review is the I HAVEN'T USED THIS YET BUT.

— Kendra Alvey (@kendragarden.bsky.social) May 29, 2023 at 12:09 PM

i text’d my wife that i was having a bad day and to cheer me up she sent me a picture of our cheese drawer in the fridge

— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) July 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM

[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber

— slate (@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social) November 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM

"too many people have main character syndrome" not me. i love being an npc. just idly standing around, watching the birds. oh you going on a quest? can you bring me back something

— Ali Garfinkel (@aligarchy.bsky.social) July 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM

I'm sorry for commenting "again?" on your pregnancy announcement

— andy vs. (@im-all-id.me) June 17, 2026 at 2:58 PM

[waitress holding the cursed vibrating cube over your plate] just say when

— slop enjoyer (@slop.guru) July 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM

I bet the first person to keep track of his age was a gigantic tool

"This is my 24th winter"
Shut up and help us kill this boar, Stuart

— dan mentos (@danmentos.com) April 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM

Maine officials search the rocky beach for a new senate candidate. They find an unconscious man clad in tattered rags washed upon the shore. The sea provides for Maine, it always does

— Alex Blechman (@alexblechman.bsky.social) July 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM

Strange shirtless man on instagram: “What’s up guys if you’re shitting like this you’re shitting wrong”
Me on the toilet: “oh no”

— vineyille (@vineyille.bsky.social) June 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM

The sun is shining.

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— RM (@dorsalstream.bsky.social) May 12, 2026 at 10:03 AM

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— Museum of Twitter (@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social) June 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM

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— Museum of Twitter (@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social) June 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM

My dog at the dog park.

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— Chip Chantry (@chipchantry.bsky.social) June 16, 2026 at 10:28 PM

accidentally typed "repo baby" and now I want to see that movie

— Keith Harris (@usefulnoise.bsky.social) July 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM

ME: OK honey, playtime is over
TODDLER: Daddy, I’m sending you to the Land Of Mystery

— donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) July 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM

[after the seventh red flag] now hold on a minute here

— sophia ♥️ (@sophamir.bsky.social) July 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM

We all got that one homie who is filled with crystals instead of organs.

— Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) (@probgobl.in) June 26, 2026 at 2:54 PM

They’re calling it the least comprehensible achievement of all time.

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— Nick (derogatory) ✨ (@slothropsmap.bsky.social) June 23, 2026 at 3:10 AM

My wife filed for divorce because I wouldn’t stop saying this

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— Dan Clyne (@danclyne.bsky.social) July 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM

He’s called James Carville because he’s one of the cars from the movie Cars and that’s the town he lives at. If they actually make a James Carville joke in one of the actual Cars movies then I never posted this

— Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) June 24, 2026 at 9:02 PM

*meredith brooks voice*
im a mitch
im mcconnell
i help trump
comma donald
ive a turtle for a head
im probably really dead

— DougExeter (@dougexeter.bsky.social) July 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM

Growing up Catholic had a lot of fun elements like for example at the age of 7 I thought I was going to Hell because I had a crush on the dad from Arthur, who was married

— Isabel Zaw-Tun (@izzyzaw.bsky.social) March 18, 2025 at 10:19 AM

Thanks I’m doing fine aside from this scented trash bag that’s trying to poison me

— Karen Kilgariff (@karenkilgariff.bsky.social) January 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM

If the World Cup has reminded me of anything, it’s that it must be nice to be proud of your country.

— Derek Lawler (@rowdybowden.bsky.social) June 20, 2026 at 5:46 PM

This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning

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— Blake ™ (@neilnevins.bsky.social) June 29, 2026 at 11:54 AM