Best of Bluesky – Volume 4

Last night I enjoyed a glass of red wine with one ice cube (pls don’t judge) and put together this list of funny Bluesky posts. If you need one laugh only, this is not for you. This is filled with many laughs.

hey so the other villagers voted to put you in the contraption

— molly (@bugmom.bsky.social) June 24, 2026 at 10:30 PM

*talking to myself* we're all pretty fed up with your shit, man

— Shenanigans (@shenanigans.bsky.social) May 26, 2026 at 1:03 PM

My favorite type of product review is the I HAVEN'T USED THIS YET BUT.

— Kendra Alvey (@kendragarden.bsky.social) May 29, 2023 at 12:09 PM

i text’d my wife that i was having a bad day and to cheer me up she sent me a picture of our cheese drawer in the fridge

— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) July 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM

[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber

— slate (@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social) November 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM

"too many people have main character syndrome" not me. i love being an npc. just idly standing around, watching the birds. oh you going on a quest? can you bring me back something

— Ali Garfinkel (@aligarchy.bsky.social) July 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM

I'm sorry for commenting "again?" on your pregnancy announcement

— andy vs. (@im-all-id.me) June 17, 2026 at 2:58 PM

[waitress holding the cursed vibrating cube over your plate] just say when

— slop enjoyer (@slop.guru) July 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM

I bet the first person to keep track of his age was a gigantic tool

"This is my 24th winter"
Shut up and help us kill this boar, Stuart

— dan mentos (@danmentos.com) April 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM

Maine officials search the rocky beach for a new senate candidate. They find an unconscious man clad in tattered rags washed upon the shore. The sea provides for Maine, it always does

— Alex Blechman (@alexblechman.bsky.social) July 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM

Strange shirtless man on instagram: “What’s up guys if you’re shitting like this you’re shitting wrong”
Me on the toilet: “oh no”

— vineyille (@vineyille.bsky.social) June 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM

The sun is shining.

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— RM (@dorsalstream.bsky.social) May 12, 2026 at 10:03 AM

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— Museum of Twitter (@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social) June 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM

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— Museum of Twitter (@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social) June 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM

My dog at the dog park.

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— Chip Chantry (@chipchantry.bsky.social) June 16, 2026 at 10:28 PM

accidentally typed "repo baby" and now I want to see that movie

— Keith Harris (@usefulnoise.bsky.social) July 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM

ME: OK honey, playtime is over
TODDLER: Daddy, I’m sending you to the Land Of Mystery

— donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) July 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM

[after the seventh red flag] now hold on a minute here

— sophia ♥️ (@sophamir.bsky.social) July 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM

We all got that one homie who is filled with crystals instead of organs.

— Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) (@probgobl.in) June 26, 2026 at 2:54 PM

They’re calling it the least comprehensible achievement of all time.

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— Nick (derogatory) ✨ (@slothropsmap.bsky.social) June 23, 2026 at 3:10 AM

My wife filed for divorce because I wouldn’t stop saying this

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— Dan Clyne (@danclyne.bsky.social) July 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM

He’s called James Carville because he’s one of the cars from the movie Cars and that’s the town he lives at. If they actually make a James Carville joke in one of the actual Cars movies then I never posted this

— Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) June 24, 2026 at 9:02 PM

*meredith brooks voice*
im a mitch
im mcconnell
i help trump
comma donald
ive a turtle for a head
im probably really dead

— DougExeter (@dougexeter.bsky.social) July 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM

Growing up Catholic had a lot of fun elements like for example at the age of 7 I thought I was going to Hell because I had a crush on the dad from Arthur, who was married

— Isabel Zaw-Tun (@izzyzaw.bsky.social) March 18, 2025 at 10:19 AM

Thanks I’m doing fine aside from this scented trash bag that’s trying to poison me

— Karen Kilgariff (@karenkilgariff.bsky.social) January 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM

If the World Cup has reminded me of anything, it’s that it must be nice to be proud of your country.

— Derek Lawler (@rowdybowden.bsky.social) June 20, 2026 at 5:46 PM

This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning

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— Blake ™ (@neilnevins.bsky.social) June 29, 2026 at 11:54 AM