Best of Bluesky - Volume 2

Hot on the heels of the Best of Bluesky – Volume 1, it’s time for another roundup of very funny posts. Follow these people for more of the good stuff.

i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village

— BayBayFriend (@baybayfriend.bsky.social) November 6, 2025 at 7:06 AM

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

— Jesse (@requiemarm.bsky.social) April 14, 2026 at 12:24 PM

What’s your favorite Matt Damon stranded alone on a planet movie? Is it the corn one or the potato one?

— Justin Bryant (@justinwriter.bsky.social) April 29, 2026 at 2:11 PM

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

— dan mentos (@danmentos.com) December 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing “IMPOSTOR” repeatedly, then “FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN.” several times

— phylan (@phylan.website) April 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM

Nardwuar hands me a polaroid of a closed coffin. “What is… is that me?” He’s doing that face to the camera. “Is that me Nardwuar?”

— vineyille (@vineyille.bsky.social) April 14, 2026 at 10:41 AM

if someone called me a content creator i would throw up

— Frances Meh (@francesmeh.reviews) April 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM

My 6yo just shouted “Dad get in here! You gotta see this!” about a big calzone.

— Joe Moore (@joooooemoooore.bsky.social) May 1, 2026 at 6:24 PM

1yo has uttered his first full sentence and I’m pleased to say it was “buy more pickles”

— J. Robert Lennon (@jrobertlennon.com) April 24, 2026 at 3:11 PM

Young people will never know the joy of putting a cassette tape into a doll’s chest

— andy vs. (@im-all-id.me) April 29, 2026 at 10:59 AM

It should be illegal for coworkers to make eye contact with you as you come out of the bathroom.

— Sam Sanders (@samanthasanders.bsky.social) April 21, 2026 at 11:57 AM

everyone’s talking about some guy. who cares.

— horse massacre (@torqpenderloin.bsky.social) July 15, 2023 at 5:41 PM

We have to stop anthropomorphizing billionaires.

— Erin Whitehead (@girlwithatail.bsky.social) February 28, 2026 at 7:03 PM

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— Christian Alsis (@christianalsis.bsky.social) February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM

The sun is shining.

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— RM (@dorsalstream.bsky.social) May 12, 2026 at 10:03 AM

ABC dramas will be called “Cleveland Ambulance” and the promo for the next episode will have 2 EMTs exchanging machine gun fire with the Taliban in Kandahar

— Dan Clyne (@danclyne.bsky.social) May 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

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— Andy Richter (@andyrichter.co) March 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM

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— Mr. Joshua (@pantspants.bsky.social) February 16, 2026 at 9:58 AM

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

— Kip Conlon (@kipconlon.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 10:43 AM

me: if i had kids, i’d be such a helicopter mom

you: you DO have kids

me: WHAT

— kattsdogma.bsky.social (@kattsdogma.bsky.social) March 4, 2026 at 10:15 AM

The enemy of my enemy is actually still very annoying

— donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) May 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM

If you leave your kitchen cabinets/cupboards open please don’t shake hands with me because I’m sensitive & an image of them will flash—searingly—through my brain & I will fall to my knees. Please don’t take this personally.

— Michael Jay McClure (@mjmimages.bsky.social) May 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM

*Darth Vader running his helmet thru the dishwasher*

— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) April 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM

Just opened my bosses door to see her wriggling around atop a pile of previously shedded skin. None of my business

— tara (@weedlejuice.bsky.social) March 29, 2026 at 9:13 PM

Thank you for your very serious reply to my idiotic shitpost.

— Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ (@steamymac.bsky.social) May 13, 2026 at 8:59 AM

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

— dave (@gloomfather.bsky.social) April 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM

(Having a scone for the first time in a while) scones are back in a big way

— journeyman folklorist (@aniceburrito.bsky.social) May 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM

“Take a look at me now! Mom! Take a look at me now! Take a look at me now! Take a look at me now!” – Phil Collins, age 4

— Steven W Skinner (@skinnersteven.bsky.social) May 10, 2026 at 12:23 PM

It’s Heater’s birthday!!!!

She has received her favorite thing in the world: 3 McDonald’s french fries — 1.5 to eat, 1.5 to bat around the house for the next several days.

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— Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) May 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM